A: They're both great until they hit the ice.
Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
A: It's the only way leaf fans get to see the cup.
Q: Why do people like driving in cars with Toronto fans?
A: So they can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What's the difference between the leafs and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What does a Toronto Maple Leafs fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off his PlayStation.
It's career day in elementary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last. Johnny comes to the front of the class. 'My daddy is a male stripper.' The teacher is shocked, at the end of class She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad. Johnny says 'No but I was too embarrassed to say he played for the Toronto Maple Leafs.'
Nice jokes Joshie ! there funnnyyyy . <3
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